Weekly NFL OPTRTA

Also known as the "One Parlay To Rule Them All," a weekly event where Ryan Ringdahl from Left Coast Biased and myself look over the NFL Lines and pick the largest parlay we can be in agreement on. Here are this weeks picks - the home team is in CAPS:

ATLANTA (-10.5) over Washington: Just moved to D.C. and watched the Skins live at FedEx Field; trust me, you want nothing to do with them. ATL looked strong against the Saints.

Arizona (+3) over CHICAGO: Cutler and co. have looked weak sauce this year making Devin Hester my annual "Sleazy Late Round Fantasy Pick Up Bust of the Year."

Green Bay (-10) over TAMPA BAY: I don't care how many times Aaron Rodgers gets sacked as long as he keeps throwing down a weekly twenty burger in fantasy. Also, Tampa Bay is terrible.

Miami (+11) over NEW ENGLAND: Interesting game and Miami plays good teams close. Ronny Brown....who would have thought?

SEATTLE (-10) over Detroit: I may or may not have had to lobby Ryan into this one but we are a stone cold united front now. Hasselbeck lays the smackdown.

SAN FRANCISCO (-4.5) over Tennessee: What is with this line? Lock of the week for sure. ***Insert Any Singletary Pants Down Joke You Like Here***

PHILADELPHIA (-3) over Dallas: McNabb rolls. Best sarcastic Michael Vick joke at FedEx Field - Vick busts a 10 yard run and all the Eagles fans start cheering followed by, "Wasn't that guy just paying for sex with cigarettes six months ago? SIT DOWN!"

Lock it in. Make your millions. Thank us next week.

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